Honeysuckle Gods

Earlier that day I’d headed out to my favourite cafe in search of chocolatey croissants and a higher order of coffee. Instead of taking the main road up 10th Avenue, I took 11th. With its canopy of trees and row upon row of perfectly manicured yards, 11th Ave makes for peaceful reflection. It’s quieter back there. And prettier, too.

Three blocks past my house and perched upon a pricey piece of real estate sits the local Baptist church. Its angular, 1970s design always makes for an unsettling, foreboding presence – something I was contemplating when suddenly, their choir burst into song.

Across the pasture and up toward the heavens an amateurish yet no less enthusiastic hymn rang out. This sudden shift in my surroundings was jarring, and although anyone else might have felt uplifted by the event – joyful even at the sound of a church choir harmonizing full tilt, I felt sick. One by one sections of the choir added their voices to the blessed lamb of God cacophony as my stomach turned and my head began to spin.

I picked up my pace, doing my best to shake off unwanted thoughts but it was too late for any of that. I was back there – back to a time when the rumours spreading among us kids seemed harmless, and sort of funny even, in a mysterious, confusing kind of way.

As a staunch Catholic family, our Sunday mornings were a fiercely venerated ritual. A time when we focused solely upon appearances and vied collectively for the honour of the best of God’s creation.

There were no languishing sleep-ins at our house because we were on a mission – a mission to make the 10:00am Mass, thus proving ours was a family to be envied. And admired. Unfortunately, my good natured yet hopelessly doddering father, whose inability to conjure up any semblance of enthusiasm over this demented routine, kept us rolling at a snail’s pace. We rarely, if ever, made the coveted 10:00 am pew. This meant reconciling ourselves to the 11:30 Mass, church time for lazy, chaotic, extra sinful families.

This drove my Mom up the wall and she would scold my father right up until the moment we entered Holy Trinity and miraculously transformed into the very picture of grace as if to say: “We are attending the 11:30 Mass by choice. We are not like you.”

As with any delusional haven, Holy Trinity had its fair share of odd balls and miscreants. There was Mr. Swandoba, a purple, bloated, brewery of a man who reeked of rancid scotch and giggled with fizzy guilt. He drank like a sailor, beat his children on a regular basis, contributed large sums of money to the church and received communion as though he were the very paragon of the Christian ideal.

Over to the right and a little further back the lead singer from the Dirty Diamond Coal Factory sat next to his Mom. His wild black hair looked like electric barbed wire while the chemically induced expression on his face never once changed.

And let’s not forget the star of our show up there at the pulpit: Father Kilty. Father Kilty, the much revered head of clergy who groped us children by day and drank with the local trollop by night in the privacy of his rent-free home on Lonsdale Ave.

It was all so ecclesiastically shiny. Shiny on the outside, murky on this inside, if you allowed yourself to drop the facade and take a closer look, which we did not, because nobody wanted to go to Hell.

That church, with its well-worn, purple loop pile carpet, looked like an avenue of blood. Our choir was dowdy and lame. The place smelled like a combination of incense and moth balls. It was a miserable experience that left me feeling confused and ashamed of myself for reasons I could never put my finger on. I was a good kid, but I worried. I worried that a bolt of lightening was imminent. That at anytime, God was about to make an example out of me in order to keep his flock in check.

She was there just a minute ago, poor wretch…

I’ve never been able to overcome that dreadful, irrational feeling. So I keep my distance from places like that. Places where members put their faith in an invisible, omnipotent, omnipresent guy whose biography expounds a magnificent ability to pull off just about any miracle at any time and yet the holocaust, and countless other atrocities are given a nod and the supreme, green light. To some that may be the miracle of free will but to me, it’s irreconcilable.

***

Absolved of my cravings for coffee and chocolate I turned toward a nearby park that I’ve always loved. It offers spectacular views of the ocean and the North Shore mountains and comes complete with benches for weary souls.

I sat down, took a deep breath, and reminded myself that it’s all in the past. It’s all in the past, and with that, a crisp wind blew. The smell of lavender relaxed my muscles while little pink rose bushes danced back and forth like an exercise in EMDR.

I leaned against the back of the bench, looked over toward the area where I’d grown up, and I took stock. Is my behaviour in line with my moral compass? Am I staying true to my principles and my values? Can I be more kind, more generous, today? Can I learn to forgive? I need to learn to forgive.

And there it was, without the threat of Hell, a mind-bending penance, or a boatload of shame.

Solitude, fresh air, and a fragrant field. It’s all the church I really need.

Father John Kilty was charged with sexual abuse in 2021. According a CBC  journalist: “The statement of claim, filed Oct. 23, names the Roman Catholic Archbishop of Vancouver and the Catholic Independent Schools of Vancouver as defendants alongside Kilty and Clavin. Kilty is now deceased, but it’s not clear whether Clavin is living or dead, according to Doe’s claim.”

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